Congratulations: you just stepped inside a boutique writing salon.

 
Five Splenda Lunch

Five Splenda Lunch

I’ll be your stylist for the day. Hi there. I’m Tim, and I have over 15 years of agency copywriting experience, not to mention a decade of professional screenwriting at the studio level.

I’m here to solve your crazy-huge-ridiculous problems. And for now, we’ll stick to the ones involving words.

That enormous, long-form writing project you needed done last week. That clever idea that your team can’t quite seem to crack yet. That sales copy that’s currently just a blinking cursor on your Macbook screen…

Hey man, did you check the street signs?

Hey man, did you check the street signs?

That’s where your Outlaw Weekend starts. A vacation from drudgery, mediocrity, and creative paralysis. A chance to break a few rules and take some risks with a partner that gets and celebrates you.

The lifeguard’s back is turned -- so go ahead and do that cannonball in the deep end -- and make sure to splash everyone in the front row. I’ll be there at the railing with your towel, a high five, and some orange slices.

You know those old westerns where a town hires a mysterious stranger to protect them from roving bands of marauders and cattle rustlers? This is kind of like that. I’m here to keep your horses from getting stolen, creatively speaking.

This is your invitation to do something bold and unexpected. This is your project, your brand, your passion, your adventure…

This is your Outlaw Weekend.